Fancy Clerk



Be me checking out of Lord and Taylor.  Impoverished yet still fancy hot clerk is pushing the L&T credit card on me.  Says I’ll get $65 off my purchase if I get the credit card.  I tell her I have a girlfriend; she looks confused?  Continues that I really should accept her credit card situation for these sixty five dollars.  Tell her no I don’t want her or it.  After the third offer I explain some facts:  If I take this card my credit report is going to show a new inquiry and also a new account opened.  So If I go to take out a loan any time soon that $65 is going to cost me upwards of $3K.  Her nipples get hard and I exit stage left.

This article was written by Hugh Honey. Vic Vinegar is now finished.

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