The Sun – Glenice Bagley shows off 25-year-old Sheba, which she claims is the oldest dog in the world.
I thought (1) dog year = (7) human years?? That formula would put this pooch at a-buck-seventy-five. The oldest person on record clocked out at 122 years old. So if we are comparing dog years to human years: then we have to divide [122 (oldest human) / 25 (oldest dog) = 4.88]. (1) dog year = 4.88 human years; not fucking 7.
So why have I been doing asshole math my whole life, adding an extra +2 years to my dog’s age every year? That’s fucked up. Now I know why Vince looks so P/O’d in his last birthday picture, because we had 40 candles on the cake. Poor guy is really in his late twenties. Sorry buddy, blueberry muffins on me all week.