Evolution of Odor

We have all heard it. Tall, dark and handsome. The three characteristics girls correlate with their ideal mate. Based on evolution, this model makes good sense. This is logical because these would be the relative characteristics of a superior hunter/gatherer. Being tall and large makes fighting and killing easier. Being dark means that the man is an experienced gatherer who spends plenty of time in the sun; and handsome can be tied to a broad jaw that could withstand a blow in a fight and features that would supplement the senses. My question is, if girls are attracted to these large men based upon evolution, why are they not attracted to men with body odor? Body odor should historically be equated with the worker man who contributes to their society and has a living. On the other hand, the man with no scent should historically be lazy and disposable. I know you may be saying, but body odor fucking reeks like a open cast; why would girls be attracted to that? If you are saying that then get on my fucking level; body odor is only an odor because our mind tells us it’s an odor. I am saying that the female mind should associate body odor with the same positive feelings they tie to men who are tall, dark and handsome. It’s science and it’s for your health.

This article was written by Hugh Honey. Vic Vinegar is now finished.

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